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Holy crap you have a lot, and yeah I agree, calling 911 over KOOL AID of all things is beyond stupid
Yeah I've been at it for about 7 years now, as a very rough ballpark I've probably answered well over 100k calls at this point, so plenty of opportunities to pick up some funny calls. This is just kind of a best-of list of funny calls that aren't too traumatic or personally identifiable. I've handled some pretty crazy shit in my time here and I'd generally consider the area I work in to be a pretty boring and safe place, I can't even imagine some of the stuff some other places deal with.