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Nation capable of spotting spurious link between paracetamol and autism still baffled by obvious link between guns and mass shootings (newsthump.com)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'd be down to do things the Chris Rock way and make a single bullet cost $5000.

"Damn. He musta did something! Dude put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!"