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Starbucks now says that time-stamped footage from the store at 6332 N. Northwest Highway does not show any of its workers writing that message. Instead, the note appears “to have been added after the beverage was handed off, likely by someone else,” a spokesperson told Block Club.


Garretson wrote that a relative, whom she later identified as her mother-in-law, ordered the Mint Majesty tea with two honeys — an order known to be Kirk’s favorite drink — from the Starbucks. When the order was completed, the cup had “Loser” written on it, Garretson said.


“I’m talking 5 p.m. today, I want some form of action to the employee that represents this business that wrote ‘Loser’ on my mother’s cup,” the man, who is not seen on-camera, can be heard saying in the video, which was posted Wednesday.

“We’re looking for not corporate bureaucracy. I want immediate accountability; and if not, I will have this whole intersection lined with patriots today, I’m not even joking,” the man told a Starbucks employee.

What an emotional response jesus. Guy sounds like a loser.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (13 children)

No worries there

I don't go anywhere without an n95, a extendable riot baton and a hilarious baseball cap

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

I know this is a shitpost but I was thinking the other day if there is ever any use for an extendable baton as a self defense weapon and I feel like the answer is no. My understanding is that if its use were legally justifiable then you're already in a situation where you are in grave danger. And the baton would let you hurt someone but not really disable their attack if they were determined to getcha. Whereas pepper spray would temporarily disable them, hard, while also not putting you in legal jeopardy if you were a bit too quick to use it. If I'm wrong lemme know cuz I'm totally the kind of rube who could be convinced to buy an asp or collapsible baton or whatnot.

Also Brace Belden says he carries a sap which is pretty funny and also a point in favor of bludgeoning weapons.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 22 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Thr law will never protect and always punish you.

So ask the real question: what's the funniest self defense weapon you could get real utility out of?

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lol that's not where I thought you were going with this, okay uhh how about granddad's sporterized Mauser M18 with a $2,000 scope?

You've already considered effectiveness. Legality will never be on your side. I'm reminding you of the things that really matter.

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