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[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So they are finding the people who would be willing to kill non conservative Americans and then will give them the skills to do so...

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Americans told me their military would never turn on civilians all the time. Well, reddit did to be clear when I still used it.

I guess they couldn't imagine the good guys all getting replaced first. So naive.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That was always contingent on the brass not being treasonous shitbags. The rank-and-file were always a lost cause, because they run shit like FOXNews 24/7 in the public areas.