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Trump vows to jail anyone who says he’s against free speech (chaser.com.au)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Onion articles now have a shelf life.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Spoiled Onions" sounds like a cool sublemmy name...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Turned.

Example: This Onion turned in: 37 days.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think Trump is reading these articles for ideas.