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Pilot dies after plane carrying nearly 200kg of SpaceX-branded cocaine crashes in remote Brazil (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

D: They're branding their coke the same way that MDMA pill pressers will stamp real logos on their product to market it (without permission, of course). They usually don't do this with coke, but it's not unheard of.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's D

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"our spacex cocaine will get you high AF"

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

straight rocket fuel

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

I remember this from Pablo Francisco's Mitsubishi Ecstasy story hehe