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Local man breaks ranks from other men in their 20s by bravely buying a 2nd set of bed sheets (chaser.com.au)

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Local man Jeremy Philips has taken a major step to become the first man he knows in their 20s to buy a second set of bed sheets.

This comes as Jeremy was walking through the shops and on a whim decided to pick up a second set of the exact same sheets he already has, which are the cheapest ones he can buy in his area.

“This is a big step for mid-20s man-kind,” he said of the purchase, “this must have been what Neil Armstrong felt like.” [...]

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

That's a dangerous game. More than once I spent a week sleeping on the couch because I forgot to finish drying my sheets on Sunday.