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Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn. (slrpnk.net)
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[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 78 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is as close as he's going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl's got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won't throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

used to but forgot, but totally will be better once all knowledge has been extracted. plz stay and touch pp

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

There is 100% no way he wrote that.