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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

His whole existence is flawed. He really thinks he is god.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He just wants to be perfect. To become somebody else.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

… he broke apart his insides
(Help him) he's got no soul to sell
(Help him) the only thing that works for him
Help him get away from himself