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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Depending on your perspective this can be:
So i imagine when the sale gets posted it wil list all of the above with a ✅ rather then a count.
Multi purpose mezzanine 😂😂
Yea, 1 or 2
Technically more than 1 purpose.
That's funny...
I just looked at a local listing a few days ago that was listed as 0 bedrooms and 1 bath but also mentioned an office and spare bedroom in the description...
Turns out there really isn't an actual bedroom at all... The "main" bed is in the living room where most people would have a couch and it's wide open to the kitchen.
Then there is a shed out back that has a bed in it and electricity wired to it... This was elaborated on in the description to be either a "spare bedroom, office, she-shed, etc... The possibilities are endless".
Then there was a stackable washer dryer unit in this rock and dirt basement that looks like some torture chamber where you'd expect to find a body or two buried.
Built in 1909... Tiny lot... Maybe .04 acre at best... $350K
There actually was one relatively normal bathroom though.