Why did he need to kill them to get their foreskins?
One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don't give tips.
This is the beginning. Soon weed shall be legal in all of Europe. And I won't be able to enjoy it because I live in the UK 🤦♂️
His arsehole is going to melt the next morning
In my day we only had 150 Pokémon to jack off to. I mean one of them was Jigglypuff so it wasn't all bad
I have an uncle called Chris Hemsworth. He's like 65 so I don't know if he even knows the connection.
Breakfast on weekdays is peanut butter on wholemeal toast. With a huge cup of coffee.
Throughout the day I drink water flavoured by raspberries and blueberries.
Dinner (or lunch to the rest of the English speaking world, I'm from northern England) is a chickpea and mixed vegetable salad I prep for the week on Sunday.
Tea (main evening meal) is normally a pie or something breaded like a Kiev or fish served with chips (chunky fries) and mixed frozen vegetables. Then Greek yoghurt with mashed frozen raspberries and blueberries for dessert.
As a snack most days some digestive biscuits with a cup of tea (what's normally called breakfast tea).
Saturdays I skip breakfast and have a bacon sandwich for dinner.
Once a month I order a huge calzone for tea on a Saturday (my local takeaway calls it the Monster, it has every kind of meat they serve in it) which I dunk in mayonnaise and pig out on whilst drinking a Doombar. Then I have another Doombar whilst smoking a cigar afterwards. Normally there's enough calzone left for food the following day.
Yea, the logical next step is sadly for the streaming services to just buy the ISPs with the amount of money they have and lobby so they can block Torrent, Usenet and VPN traffic to stop piracy. Most people will keep paying for the services whilst there's signs of this happening because they actually believe all the "you wouldn't steal a car, so why would you steal the 9th shitty Star Wars spin off series" propaganda. Then they'll block porn tube sites too, for the children of course. The first one to do it will get all of the Christians on-side immediately who will accuse the others of being evil and allowing such awful filth so the others will quickly follow suit. After time passes I'm sure they'll bring out their own almost porn type content that will prove very popular. I could be wrong, but it'll be interesting to see how things turn out.
I read denies as dies for some reason. Very different story
Do you Americans actually still do that in schools?
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Aggravationstation
joined 1 year ago
Fair point