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I’ll start: My first GF and I didn’t use protection. We used the pull out technique. FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR! I was 19 and could have ruined my life then and there.

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[-] nutlink@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago

Do I have to pick only one? I wasn’t a very bright kid.

  • Willingly let someone taze my testicles in exchange for a beer
  • Chased black bears off the trail behind our house for no reason, usually with nothing more than a nearby stick
  • Skinny dipping in a river known to be filled with leeches
  • Got in a drunk argument with a raccoon, which led to my first underage drinking ticket because I refused to be spoken to in that tone
  • Became friends with said raccoon and even met its kits once over stale day old bread I brought home from my high school job at Jimmy John’s
  • Made a potato gun and accidentally fired it backwards, breaking the glass window in the garage
  • Threw M80’s into the water to go fishing Crocodile Dundee style
  • Believed a girl I barely knew when she said she was on the pill
[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Every single point is wonderful.

[-] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I’m waiting for Hollywood to pick up the movie rights to this comment

[-] TawdryPorker@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Got in a drunk argument with a raccoon, which led to my first underage drinking ticket because I refused to be spoken to in that tone

Perfectly understandable and the fact that you later became friends shows that establishing boundaries is important.

[-] bmsok@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I like that you and the raccoon were able to reconcile your differences

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