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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What I heard is:

  • 200 yards
  • 1 round expended
  • 1 dead
  • no collateral damage

Sounds like a pretty competent assassination to me.

[–] ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gotta get maga back on his side and forget about Epstein somehow.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It's definitely what he would've wanted. Trust me, bro. Release the unaltered Epstein files for ol' bobbledead Chuckie Kirk.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

200 yards is like newbie training though

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, how many people have you killed at 200 yards?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Listen here you little shit, I'll have you know.....

I don't feel like searching for it, but I think that pasta ends in with Vaporeon being the most compatible blah blah blah.

[–] dhaonna_aontaithe@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

I looked it up for ya!

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Can only get better from here!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Plugging somebody in a single shot like that is not easy to do.