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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Plugging somebody in a single shot like that is not easy to do.