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submitted 5 days ago by stinerman@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

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[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 113 points 5 days ago (3 children)

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

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[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

"Hey! It was MY turn to shoot him (on camera)!"

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