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submitted 6 days ago by stinerman@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

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[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 113 points 6 days ago (3 children)

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

slow clap

[–] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago

"Hey! It was MY turn to shoot him (on camera)!"

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

He still could.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Really did he say that? Fucking Newsome really going hard right.