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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 4 days ago

Genie: you get 3 wishes

Me: make everyone on earth gay

Genie: jesus christ um ok, done. what else

Me: an ice cream cone. and for my third wish, get you a pair of timbs

Genie: omg thank u