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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here's the thing: it's their fucking choice to be that way. I'm a "live and let live" kind of guy, but any penis that touches a vagina should be lopped off.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if it’s a trans woman penis and a trans man vagina?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You got me there. Unfortunately, the rules are the rules.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 3 months ago

better start loppin'

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 3 months ago

Genie: you get 3 wishes

Me: make everyone on earth gay

Genie: jesus christ um ok, done. what else

Me: an ice cream cone. and for my third wish, get you a pair of timbs

Genie: omg thank u