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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] PolyethylenePt2@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I decided to join in on the trend of adding a bunch of fake job listings and OMG! The results are HILARIOUS i-cant We get so many applications and tbh, we don't even look at 99% of them (you can thank DeepQuantumDiffusionLLM for filtering them out!). The ones who make it through are a real hoot though! Always talking about "PhD" this and "masters degree" that. I've even made a game out of seeing how quickly I can reject a candidate when I'm doing interviews. The kids call it speedrunning. My current fastest time is 2 seconds after they didn't make proper eye contact with me during our handshake. I can't believe I didn't try this sooner!

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

porky-happy Sometimes, golf and tennis just don't hit the same anymore. My personal best record is 0.2 seconds, when I immediately saw one picogram of dust on their shirt. They tried to tell me they had a "family to feed" but I instantly knew that was Russian Disinformation™ to try to give this cheat a job!