Star Trek Social Club

I was worried that a high five was relegated to habits of the ancient past when the Lanthanite was initiating with no reciprocation, but then the post credits scene with Spock teaching human mannerisms showed it's still a thing.

When I noticed that this week's intro was being done in a Vulcan manner, I was hoping they would take the opportunity to fix the infamous grammatical mistake^1^ and say "to go boldly" with an unsplit infinitive just this once.

Vulcan Pike's hair reminds me of my old Dark Eldar figures.

I was wondering if the federation ban on advantageous genetic manipulation would have been implemented as a rule to stop the "four Vulcans" from choosing to remain Vulcan, but the episode didn't go there.

I found the use of bacon/cheese/animal products a little un-Trek-like in this episode. Comments against veganism felt a little weird in an era of food synthesizers and the general vision of "we don't enslave animals for food." It's not like vegan food is disgusting. Spock confirmed humans still eat inordinate amounts of cheese and meat with implications that it's often to the point that it's unhealthy. Is it still illogical to have some animal protein if it's problems regarding ecological efficiency are a solved issue (beyond the saturated fat and caloric arguments)? IDK, something felt off.

I didn't appreciate that despite the extra long (and extra long feeling) runtime of this one they had three of the Vulcans return to human off screen. I was kind of hoping for a Steven Universe type situation where they emotionally explore the core of these beloved characters and get reminded of who they are.

Overall, this episode was pretty cringe inducing. I'm kind of shocked to say I straight up did not like this episode. The secondhand embarrassment was too much for me to handle. Painfully unfunny scenes went for too long. The conflict resolution wasn't to my liking, feeling like a missed opportunity to explore character instead going for cheap gags—dinner with the boss sitcom, overbearing girlfriend, lie holding up more lies until the lies implode, pretending to be married, "we want our jerk back"—stuff we've seen thousands of times. I wasn't a big fan of the previous episode either so I'm just kind of put off that they've had two "duds" in a row where SNW usually had bangers in my opinion. Maybe I'll be kinder to this one upon a rewatch.