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So, is she a succubus draining the life energy out of her victims?
Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus' ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.
So like a trailer park witch then
You misspelled a word.
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Like, that's the one-dimensional concept of the succubus.
The one that most people think about or know about is a demonic creature that takes on an exquisite feminine form to lure their hapless victims into a state of lust from which they can drain the souls out of them.
But, succubi, by and large, are servants of the Dark One, and therefore, it may rather be taking on a form that can suck out this one particular soul and confuse the person the whole time. They're like, she's not even that attractive. Why is my soul being depleted? I don't get it. There's got to be some sort of mystery going on. And everyone else os like why the fuck are you fucking that hag beast, the hell's wrong with you, you're rich, you can do better.
And the whole time the dark one is laughing.
The most accurate description of Marjorie The Gathering that I've ever read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims.