this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2025
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This greentext put me in mind of Monty Python's ~~Cat~~ Fish License skit and you just come in here and casually drop the fact that there actually were detector vans (real or fake doesn't matter). You learn something every day.
Read the letters they sent in the link. They actually are threatening.
My favourite line they often use is to the tune of "We have scheduled a visit to inspect this address. It could be the 7th of July. It could be next week. Or it even could be tomorrow!"
Which is literally a contradiction