Don't you get it? The lack of body hair allows for more efficient air/skin contact to keep you cool. It also reduces itchiness from the socks, which in turn, compress the legs and focus oxygenated blood flow on the brain and vital organs, promoting better code, like a fighter pilot's compression suit. And all of that is necessary to help counter the cognitive losses incurred by the continuous arousal of wearing the buttplug.

Couldn't you just not wear the buttplug?

Not...? I don't understand. What do you mean?

[–] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, I have seen people with ADHD claim, Wearing a butt plug while doing mundane tasks somehow helps. I’m convinced they’re all trolls or in the pocket of big butt plug.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Big butt plug, eh?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Got u fam

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, good old Santa Claus. Also known as Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome) for mysterious reasons.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah how did they come up with that name?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

This must be scientifically tested!

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

in the pocket of big butt plug.

That isn't a pocket

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Prison pocket.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Another reason to get a butt plug

[–] dosuser123456@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

to be fair i feel like cooling should be on the head and torso instead of the feet, seems more effective (and necessary) that way

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm autistic and way too much into anal, it feels stimmy (in a sexy way), although I'm not into the tight high socks. Body hair only works somewhat as a swamp cooler, which is dependent on sweat and external wetness with the former barely working, so even if I'm a cis men, I would rather not have this much hair on me (sensory nightmare, clothes pull it out from my skin, etc.).