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If you could somehow, instantly and completely, be natively fluent in any five languages, what would they be? (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 months ago by Alaskaball@hexbear.net to c/main@hexbear.net

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I’d go with:

Russian
Mandarin
Korean
Spanish
Ancient Sumerian as a casual own to thr archeologists.

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[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

In addition to English:

Cantonese (My partner's family is from Hong Kong and they all speak either exclusively Cantonese or a mix of Cantonese and English that they rapidly switch between mid sentence. Makes family gatherings... frustrating. They used to think I actually understood Cantonese because I was fluent at picking out the context of what they said in English and then using other context clues to figure out WTF they just said XD)
Mandarin (Most common language on Earth aside from English)
Spanish (Also one of the most common languages on Earth)
Russian (Becoming more and more useful as things keep happening)
French (My neighbors to the north have a lot of French-speakers. Plus I can sound all cultured and shit. Even having an absolute meltdown of swearing and curse words still sounds kinda sexy in French XD)