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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm having a hard time imagining this Goldilocks embedded device that is simultaneously big enough to run Linux (so not an actual microcontroller), yet too small for a few megabytes worth of statically-linked libraries. Got an example?