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[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 259 points 1 year ago

The programming team that is working hard on your project is just one dude and he smells funny. The programming team you’ve met in your introductory meeting are just the two unpaid interns that will be fired or will quit within the next two months and don’t know what’s happening. We don’t do agile despite advertising it. Also your project being a priority means it’ll be slapped together from start to finish 24 hours prior to the deadline. Oh and there will be extra charges to fix anything that doesn’t work as it should.

[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 67 points 1 year ago

I think we work in the same company, the dude does not smell funny to me but maybe that's just me.

[-] everythingsucks@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago
[-] Littleborat@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

No he is many things including functioning alcoholic and a choleric but I could not detect strong odor.

I do not know what my thing is because that's obviously my blind spot.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We all work for that company. Except at mine, I work remote, so I have only myself to blame the stinkiness on.

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