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[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 week ago (7 children)

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"Garcon? I'd like one of your... Big Mac burger meals, medium rare please. If you have truffles, please include them on the side. Also my chosen table by the window seems to be occupied. Please chase them away. Thank you."

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