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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We're talking about sex toys.
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
They're all full of beer - if you're Russian frontline enough.
But I love it when things explode inside of me 😩
a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it's ridiculous
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don't make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
people just do. it's not like there is any kind of enforcement.
LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory "Without a Paddle" scene:
https://youtu.be/SCFA3Y3dKkI
The real problem is that they breed before engaging in lethal idiocy. 🤷🏼♂️
Are there beaches that don't? Are the beaches there like entering a bar with a security man checking people going in?
"Beaches that allow X" sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.
Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we're talking about some inner-city "beach", but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.
I think this is something that's going to vary a lot depending on where in the world you are
I'm not a beach fan for a large number of reasons, including the fact that, in the immortal words of Anakin Skywalker, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere"
But just as bad is that all of the beaches that are a reasonable drive from my house for a day or weekend trip are always packed, and I don't like crowds much either.
Also bottle caps sucks
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