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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Or

Food and explosives

I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.

We're talking about sex toys.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bottles, packaging, food or explosives

Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽

It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

They're all full of beer - if you're Russian frontline enough.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

explosives

But I love it when things explode inside of me 😩

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it's ridiculous

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don't make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.