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[–] FewerWheels@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Without a direction it is a scalar not a vector, so it is speedraptor.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Right. We need to replace distanceraptor with displacementraptor.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It’s velociraptor in 1D world!