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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon does the shopping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Then again I find it weird to give someone money and then say "Buy some plates" without any further details or supervision. Of course anon could have, yknow, asked if the plates are okay before ordering

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 60 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A greentext story is like a dream. You're following the narrative, while simultaneously thinking that this makes no sense and how did things get here.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You reflect on the weird nature of your dreams as you have them? I just go with the flow, accepting things as real, even though in reality they make no sense. Which then raises the question: how do I know I am not dreaming? Sure, things appear to make sense here, as opposed to dream nonsense. But if dreams don't seem weird in context, how do I know there isn't a level above, where what we take as logical makes no sense?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Drag can tell drag isn't dreaming because drag knows drag's dreams don't make sense when drag has them.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

What if you only feel that way because you're experiencing it? Like, maybe you'll wake up at some point, and just be like "wtf. You walk into a tiny room. The door closes by itself, sideways, sci-fi style. When it opens again, the exterior, the room you just came from, just… changed. Completely different"

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"buy fancy dinner plates" is enough details

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, depending on context, these qualify.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm, is the correct context a bee furry convention?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

anon succeeded and girlfriend was mad that she didn't think of getting the bee plates