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Group of teen girls convinces JD Vance to kill himself (theonion.com)

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Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so gross,” 16-year-old Bailey Hayworth said in a video message she sent to Vance, causing the vice president of the United States to throw himself on his bed as he contemplated ending everything just to stop the constant stream of barbs from the high school sophomore and her mean friends on the junior varsity volleyball team—Abigail, Paige, Payton, and Sofia. [...]

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

In a cruel twist of events, the girls also killed themselves after voluntarily talking to JD