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submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What does it say on his birth certificate?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We'd have to go to Canada to find out.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Long form...

Wait, we're supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we're asking for