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WE JUST STARTED A FIRE
IT STARTED BURNING EARLY THIS MORNING
WE JUST STARTED A FIRE
WE TRIED TO LIGHT IT AND COULDN'T HIDE IT

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

GOOD post

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve been thinking about this comment for two days this is so good

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It in fact had not always been burning, certainly not since the world’s been turning

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It could be argued that our prehuman ancestors were using fire already, and we imherited the problem, and didn't actually start it.

H erectus + fire + evolution = H sapiens

Thanks grandpa

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

so some fuckin monkey was fuckin with fire and now i gotta go to work, what a dickhead

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Sins of the father