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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One (theonion.com)
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

JFC, nailed it again. Who the hell is so smart and working there?!

Clements added that he was making fast friends with his fellow ICE agents for the same reason that he was estranged from his wife and had been abandoned by virtually all other acquaintances.

Too much to unpack here, but y'all get it.