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Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One (theonion.com)
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[–] BeBopaLula@piefed.ca 8 points 12 hours ago

Every street corner will have a Georgie and Dim ready to club you if you don’t bend the knee for your king unless they are off in the allies accosting the weak.