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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 1 month ago

Some Canadians have indicated that, despite the warnings, they intend to continue travelling to the United States.

“See, our family is actually hoping to visit El Salvadore,” said 43-year-old Hamilton resident Gary Warren. “And when we looked into it, it turns out that it’s just way cheaper to drive to Buffalo than book flights to Central America.”

Outstanding.