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"Break Stuff" Former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst arrested at London Heathrow Airport under suspicion of plot to assassinate Ali Khamenei. (hexbear.net)
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Mr. Durst told Scotland Yard detectives he had been hired by a Mossad agent known as "Mr. Tickles" he met on discord. The two planned for six months when Agent Tickles sent Durst $50,000 in cash and a 3D printed gun - he tried to smuggle onto a flight to Tehran.

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[โ€“] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope they checked him for a chainsaw. I heard he packs one.

[โ€“] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

And what? He'd skin their ass raw.