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[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 53 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

> want to compile 50kb C++ console app on windows

> 6 GB MSVC installation

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 18 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

"It's so easy to compile C/C++ apps on Linux"

"Just run make install"

"If it doesn't work, fuck you, it worked on my machine"

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hm. I've always found it harder to compile stuff on Windows.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 5 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Oh, my comment was more that compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit. Windows may be the worst to compile on, but Linux is only marginally better.

Rust is amazing though.

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[–] FuckBigTech347@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 7 minutes ago

That's only been my experience with software that depends on many different libraries. And it's extra painful when you find out that it needs hyper specific versions of libraries that are older than the ones you have already installed. Rust is only painless because it just downloads all the right dependencies.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Gentoo is the best platform for this.

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 7 points 9 hours ago

compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit

I'm starting to think the platforms aren't the problem.

[–] arty@feddit.org 6 points 10 hours ago

I keep seeing complaints from non JavaScript developers about their IDE not handling millions of files in a folder properly