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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

When I was a teen, I had a summer job at a laboratory. They had a BLAZING FAST T-1 connection. This was a big deal, that's what hackers in movies dreamed about having access to.

So I took my gaming rig to workto play counterstrike one day. (it was always mostly deserted, and no one cared what the lab monkey did before noon when they all eventually showed up)

The latency was non existent. I felt like a god. I was banned from several servers that day becythey thought I was botting due to having an order of magnitude better ping than anyone I was playing against. I got paranoid and never took my machine to work again, but it was a fun day.

[–] OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I thought you'd get banned from the lab lol

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

The #1 task requested of me at that lab was "can you install Napster on my computer". The second was "I completely fucked this can you fix it with the Photoshop?

My job was basically "Linux sys admin for the one Linux box that's important for some reason that has to do with the printers".