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[โ€“] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Changes are more likely your corpse will be pressed into a sludge, distilled and then burned in motors.

[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 10 hours ago

Not unless your corpse reminds unfounded for Billions of years.

People really underestimate the amount of time that is needed to make oil. It's probably longer than the earth has left before the sun dies. You're not burning dinosaurs in your car. More like the first single cell life forms. Dino's are way too recent in Earth's history to be oil.