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These people would literally crucify Jesus again if he came back, even with absolute undeniable proof that's him.
quick get rid of the evidence
what evidence
the evidence that we were wrong
Jesus: "The fuck is a border?". "What do you mean rich people, how could there be poor or desperate people?". "You created projectiles that explode and kill people? I thought you torturing me was supposed to be the end of this shit?".
...this is hopeless, I'm going back to heaven, see none of y'all there
Flip them tables
well, that stuff doesn't exist in their mind in the first place, and their mind has nothing to do with reality
i think you'd be surprised by how many people believe in heaven and think they're the only ones getting in : /
I would not
o jeez
Well yeah, he would be black and therefore clearly a member of MS13
Omg, how funny would it be to popularize portraits of Jesus with MS13 on his knuckles in Calibri typeface.
Relatable-ish key and peele skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnQGz7BdfI
Capitalism at work