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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I've seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There's eating food and there's eating food and swerving out of your lane

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 11 hours ago

ok but I imagine a burrito is easier to handle than a hen