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[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 366 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Obviously once you take it home you’re supposed to screw off one of these heads and store it somewhere. After a few months/years when the brush head is dirty enough, you go find the clean head and shove it up your ass.

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 59 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, you rotate it so it drips on your hand. Obviously.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It won't drip on your hand if you rotate it fast enough. Go Darth Maul on that toilet.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Kidnap it from Dothomir and then cut it in half?

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago

Corn on the cob

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My friend wants to know if they have to wait to shove the clean one up their ass or if it's something they can do right away.

[–] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

If you ask me I would wait but really it’s up to your friend

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No they have to wait it's a space law

ok uhm... What do I do after shoving it up my ass? asking for a friend...