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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok maybe the flushing part is a bit overkill and mostly a joke, but a toilet that can deliver notifications like if it's clogged for example before you use it and make it worse would have fantastic utility IMO

[–] mj_marathon@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This makes zero sense. If it's clogged, you'd know beforehand when you look in the bowl. Why the would anyone need a notification for that?

The ONLY utility that I could see here is if the notification logged who did the clogging so you could give them shit.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Toilets can appear to have flushed fully, but still have...material...stuck in the U-bend that hasn't completely evacuated the toilet. A subsequent flush won't work, even though the water in the bowl is clean.

Ask me how I know.

That said, this could almost certainly be better-solved in other ways. Maybe by preventing the tank from refilling if there's still something in the u-bend (then you'd know it needed attention because there'd be no water in it)?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Let's just say this happens a lot in my house.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A little display or indicator light somewhere on the toilet itself would be better than connecting it to some IOT app

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh, absolutely. I was responding only to "If it's clogged, you'd know beforehand when you look in the bowl."

An app for a toilet is a stupid idea, full stop.

[–] mj_marathon@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
  1. We don't know that the toilet has this sensing capability.
  2. If it does, the actual fix is the same as if it were a regular toilet.

This just isn't an issue that needs technology as a solution.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

125% agreed. I was responding only to "If it's clogged, you'd know beforehand when you look in the bowl." I think there's potentially an engineering solution--a fluid dynamics engineering solution--but definitely not an app.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

But in this scenario don’t the toddlers need phones? Wait do toddlers all have phones now?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I guess, but I've never heard of a toilet clogging before it's used.

There's other better examples, though. Smart thermostats get plenty of use from the people I know with them. A fridge that tracks how long stuff has been inside would be dope. Smart lights have uses.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Toilets can appear to have flushed fully, but still have...material...stuck in the U-bend that hasn't completely evacuated the toilet. A subsequent flush won't work, even though the water in the bowl is clean.

Ask me how I know.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well, I suppose it is the kind of system where a lot of weird non-deterministic things can happen.

What kind of sensor are we thinking of here? Optical? I know it's a real issue to find something that doesn't foul or misread even in the simpler application of an RV septic tank.

I wonder if you could just put a window in the U-bend for manual inspection. It's supposed to be full of "clean" water most of the time anyway.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, not to mention, adding any sort of electronic components to the thing would be dicey at best. A lot of bathrooms don't even have power outlets anywhere near the toilet.

I'd prefer some sort of pressure-activated valve or something, but this is an engineering challenge that's beyond my meager skills.