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submitted 10 months ago by ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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And the steroids for my sinuses aren’t helping matters.

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[-] voidhearts@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

[-] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 10 months ago

Sadly it isn't

[-] voidhearts@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

tf you mean sadly?! Y’all keep your spiders away from my anus

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 10 months ago

But what about that itch you can't scratch?

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Be the change you want!

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)/¯

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Apologies, but you can blink easily, as I rarely call them out!

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