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[-] voidhearts@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well right now, I can’t sleep because I read your username and it’s a terrible day to have eyes

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

The average human has eight spiders climb into their butthole over the course of their lives.

[-] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

This is so creepy, I wanna believe it’s true so I can share/scare people.

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 10 months ago
[-] voidhearts@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

tf you mean sadly?! Y’all keep your spiders away from my anus

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 6 points 10 months ago

But what about that itch you can't scratch?

[-] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Be the change you want!

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

The spiders had to come from somewhere. ¯\(ツ)

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 7 points 10 months ago

Apologies, but you can blink easily, as I rarely call them out!

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

Capitan Obvious replies:

Leave your phone switched off and outside your bedroom.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 9 points 10 months ago
[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Play calming music instead, the Minecraft soundtrack is what I use, it lets me paint a picture in my head of things going on as it soothes me to sleep, I usually never make it past song 5 lol

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

Funny you mention that method, I do a similar method myself! I was also told that might be a sign I have undiagnosed autism. But, with outside life stresses, it’s been harder to accomplish the shut down process lately. But with that said, you’ve convinced me to give it a second try tonight, wish me luck!

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 3 points 10 months ago

I have diagnosed autism and I have the same... Problem? I often have to listen to some music after a busy day or a stressful day in order to be able to fall asleep.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Apologies for the late response, and perhaps I need to be tested. 🤔 I just feel like a tea kettle constantly near boiling after a hard day. Some nights, the most I get is 4 hours and the rest of the time I wake up a panicked state. Awake for hours until I have to get up. 🥴

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 2 points 9 months ago

It can't hurt to run a test. It also sounds like you're very stressed :c.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

You’re right, I am stressed... A recent family illness isn’t helping, along with having PTSD. When it rains, it pours I guess. 🥴

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

Wait, is this linked to autism? I'm on the spectrum and thought this was normal, do people not listen to calming music when they sleep??

[-] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 3 points 10 months ago

People usually do not, no. At least that is what my coworkers and friends say!

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The blue light filter works for some people. Not sure what the iOS equivalent is called but on Android you can just search the settings for Night Light.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

The iOS version is called Night Shift, which I have active. Sadly, I might be one of the few unaffected.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social -4 points 10 months ago

inevitable: adj Impossible to avoid or prevent; certain to happen. synonym: certain.

No, death is inevitable, this is a choice.

[-] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

I mean, not everyone has the choice to separate themselves from their phones these days. It eventually becomes a habit. Probably also hard to gauge someone else’s stress levels from work.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social -4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

not everyone has the choice to separate themselves from their phones

True but I doubt they are an on call surgeon.

If they cannot leave their phone outside their bedroom, they need to be discussing it with a therapist not here.

[-] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago

Never meant to imply they were an, on call surgeon, just difficult for us to judge the why people behave differently than we would.

It’s always easier to judge from the outside, instead of putting yourself in their shoes.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

As a Klingon, this point feels like a very Vulcan, hill to die on.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, you are a klingon?

SoHvaD pagh vIvoqmoHta' 'e' vIyaj

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I recently learned about the cognitive shuffle technique. Shit works remarkably well. Something to keep your consciousness engaged while tricking your brain into falling asleep.

(Also reading a book or an e-ink eReader is far better than reading your phone.)

[-] BoneALisa@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Recently bough an e-ink reader for this exact reason. I'm reading for the first time in almost 10 years and I am falling asleep way quicker and getting better sleep than i have in a loooong time. Best $100 ive spent in awhile.

[-] Paran@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

Same here, also i seem to have more vivid dream. Reading is amazing.

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

I have an Amazon paperwhite, will that work? It’s a few years old though.

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, the Paperwhite is not a backlit screen. The light shines down onto the page and reflects back, which is easier on the eyes. Basically the same as if you had a book light.

The newer one can do warmer light, too, but any Paperwhite is good enough.

But seriously try out that cognitive shuffle thing, it’s pretty amazing how well it works for me (as long as I’m tired; I haven’t really tried it when wide awake, that’s when I read).

[-] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Alright, a reading I will go lol. 👍

[-] Shurimal@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

What I found helped me getting to sleep earlier and faster was automating my living room lights. When the sun goes 3° below the horizon or at 21:00 (whichever comes later) the lights slowly go down to 30% brightness. I get sleepy soon after and hit the sack earlier than I used to.

If only I could also automate the brightness of my desktop PC-s monitor, too. Alas, can't even manually control the brightness from software...

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Doesn't the program flux do exactly that?

[-] Shurimal@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Doesn't flux change just the color temperature? This is built into Windows itself these days.

But I don't want to change color temperature and throw out color accuracy; I want to change just the brightness, automatically so I don't have to fudge around in monitor OSM all the time.

[-] DrRatso@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You should be able to control the brightness. There at least are many ways you can do this in Linux.

[-] Shurimal@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I searched the web wide and far, under Windows there doesn't seem to be a way to control the brightness of a standard DisplayPort desktop monitor from software, even after installing the monitor drivers. My keyboard has brightness keys, the brightness slider pops up and moves, but the screen brightness stays the same.

[-] DrRatso@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Did you enable C2I in the monitor settings?

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