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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't bring that thought into reality.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 92 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

You can picture it, can't you. The entire thing covered in shitty gold spray paint. My God, it's becoming so clear now...

Edit: Fun fact, Grok wouldn't create the same image featuring Kamala Harris.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Images from the Future are usually not as clear.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait until that 20/20 hindsight

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Far fewer visionaries emerged in 2020 than those of us with a penchant for puns would have liked 🫤

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Good point 😁

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tacheon particles traveling backwards through (what you perceive as) time are clouding visibility into the near future

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Could you set the arm at a slightly lower and rightward angle? Open palm, maybe?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No that’s not right - you gotta lose the torch and make it look like he’s “sending his heart out to the world”

Edit: also, holy censorship, Batman :O that is wild.