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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It's such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn't come back. And when they go to look for him, he's slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I'd get it on a t-shirt.

[–] facepainter@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it's always cold.

Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I like this better than on the toilet because he'd realize only then that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

im surprised he never got a diaper rash before, or an infection from sitting in his stool all day.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i doubt he has sat on one since the 90s, since he transitioned to only using diapers. hes known to have worn diapers for that long due to cocaine abuse causing incotinence. Elon is probably strung out as much trump is.