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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)
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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What better position? Secretary of safety of women and children

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

That's too much. That's like putting an antivaxxer in charge of health!